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Request An Artifact!

Want something special, something no one else has? Request an artifact from this project.

Specially requested artifacts are a flat price of $2000 CDN. (You can't request anything that's already for sale on the artifacts page to try to get it for cheap. I'm onto you.) Any personal affects, other project artifacts, anything I own is up for grabs.

The things that I won't sell under any circumstances are photographs of myself in various states of undress or in comprimising positions (if I wouldn't want it on the cover of Fortune 500, I ain't gonna sell it to you), and anything that comes out of my body (no blood, urine samples, saliva, etc). That said, I reserve the right to refuse to sell anything that's requested, but that's unlikely unless you're really creepy. I'm tryin to make a million dollars here!

Request an artifact using the form below and I'll get back to you and let you know if I can provide it. Once payment is received I'll mail it to you. It's all very easy. (This form will send your IP address with the text you enter.)

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(Again, please note that when you send mail using this form, your IP address will be sent with the text.)